Things I have learned so far... #3

• Don't expect the house to look the same after Carolyn has the day off
• Baygon (bug killer) become your friend fast
• You get a new definition of winter after being here, 20 degree weather is now considered cold
• Once you survive a hurricane and a cholera out break, you THINK you can survive anything
• Seeing a crazy person laying in the ditch in a hospital gown become normal
• You look forward to even an hour with no one in the house, when teams are coming in and out
• You become crazy thinking you can write a novel in 30 days even with lots of down time
• You begin to think that characters in above mentioned novel are real
• You begin to literally crave diet coke and will start wanting to pay top dollar for it